Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Somewhere... over my ovaries, skies are blue

** I've got a new review up at May We Recommend. Nina Garcia - The Little Black Book of Style. Did I like it? Did I hate it? Did it convince me to lose the mommy uniform? **


Apparently, a certain Redneck really wants me to get knocked up because this is the video she left for me on my Facebook page.

Go ahead, I dare you to watch it and not get all teary. And then tell me your internal lady parts don't ache just a little. And, no, I'm not mentioning you men, because if your external man parts were aching I'd really be concerned.

It's too bad my husband is away on business because we would so be making babies right now.

28 comments:

SUEB0B said...

Good gosh, you breeding types are so easily duped. Cute kid. Nice song. But aching lady parts? Not a chance in hell.

JaniceNW said...

OK you just made me really sad that I will never ever have a girl. I'm old and we cannot have more children because of the disease we carry.

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

flutter said...

dang she is cute.

kgirl said...

oof. Get yourself knocked up and then watch it again when you are 31 weeks pregnant. I dare you.

~JJ! said...

My lady parts must be broken. I don't feel it.

I do see that creepy stage mother in the wings and those two (eager to hug a six year old) men oogling her and I just find it well, creepy.

But that's just me and my broken lady parts talking.

I think kgirl said it best.

Frank said...

Actually, I did tear up, only because the girl judge did :)

Assertagirl said...

I found her singing almost haunting, and very beautiful, and her singing gave me goosebumps. Still not convinced to have a baby, though. :)

Also, if this show was on here, I'd probably watch it. I love when Simon is nice.

Wendy said...

Dont do it Connie. You have a great voice and you are talented, but you are too cute to have the disease of fame. How sad to see you in the future walking around with no panties, swigging down drinks and just being used up. You are too good for it, Connie. Tell your mommy to put you in a school that features performing arts and you can have success when you are truly ready to handle it.

Smiling Mom said...

I've seen it before and I still teared up this time!

Hannah said...

I must be immune, I've seen this before and it did nothing for me. And I'm 2 months pregnant so you'd think I'd be a hormonal wreck on the floor.

That said, if it works for you, redneck mommy knows you very well.

winslow1204 said...

Hope you hubby gets back soon!!

Kyla said...

OMG. Amazing.

Lawyer Mama said...

Ouch. My ovaries are aching. Aching, I tell you. She is the sweetest thing EVER!

Oh, The Joys said...

I need an ache in the lady parts like an icepick to the forehead, woman!

pinks & Blues Girls said...

I'm not even sure if my woman parts work, and yet they're aching from that video.

Jane, Pinks & Blues

BOSSY said...

Bossy's Internal Lady Parts only have eyes for Napping. Fer chrissake.

Lisa said...

I'm not going to watch it because I will want another one the way it is... heehee.

Binky said...

Kids with that much talent freak me out. Wait, that's not right. It's their mothers that freak me out.

PDX Mama said...

youtube is banned at the office, so will need to watch it later! But just wanted to chime in about the "ache" - I was at Baby Gap today and bought an outfit for a friend who is expecting her first baby in a few months. Those newborn clothes were killing me (and I have two already - yes, some continue to get the ache over and over). But now after reading your last post, I guess newborn clothes wouldn't really do you in!

kittenpie said...

She reminds me of mine, as she will be in about three years, to be honest. Cute kid.

carrie said...

Brutal.

Ruth Dynamite said...

Don't have Simon's baby! Just say no.

But that little girl's voice is shockingly beautiful.

Jenifer said...

Am I the only one around here who likes aching lady parts? Well.... I'm already knocked up so...

She was really cute.... I did cry, damn hormones!

Her Bad Mother said...

I didn't need to see that. Ovaries are fucked up as it.

Kimberly said...

I've seen her before. She is amazing. But we're done at 2 and no cute girl is changing that. :-)

Rusti said...

Oh MAN can she sing!! I love The Wizard of Oz... and Judy Garland... and that song... awww... how sweet :) hmm... how pregnant could I be on this cruise and still enjoy myself.... ;)

Redneck Mommy said...

Well, if that's what works for ya darling....Gawd, you're easy.

Snicker. No wonder the hubs likes you.

I just like to spread the mush. That is, if there is no good quality porn to spread first...

Lara said...

no fair! i am a big weepy mess now! and i'm too young and unmarried to go getting pregnant right now! waaaah!