Friday, November 30, 2007

More proof that God hates me

I've been feeling a lot better ("a lot" being relative in the grand scheme of things) for two weeks. I've been able to eat many of my favorite naughty foods, like Taco Bell, for instance. And it doesn't get more naughty than than Taco Bell.

Or is it, it doesn't get more nasty than that? Either way it's damn tasty.

Anyway, the bottom line is I've started to feel human again. Until yesterday. Yesterday I got some weird stomach flu thing and spent a majority of the day between my toilet and moaning on the couch. Whatever few precious pounds I had begun to put on thanks to my beef burrito supreme/mint chocolate chip ice cream/Italian grinder diet has gone right down the drain. If you catch my drift.

Chicky had it earlier this week but hers was tame in comparison. Mine was way worse because God loves toddlers who slap and bite their mothers when they are at their weakest, most vulnerable point and hates mothers who are just trying to catch a break. I think it's in the Gospel of Luke.

At any rate I'm only writing because 1) the house cleaner is here and I'm stuck in the house while Mr. C brings Chicky to his parents house because if I try to get dressed I'll probably pass out and 2) the ROFL (roll on floor laughing) Awards are next Friday so get in your nominations to me or Metro Mama really soon and 3) I needed to mention that the new and improved New England Mamas blog is having our grand blog-opening on Monday with lots of giveaways and from what I hear some spicy R-rated posts. Personally, I was hoping for X-rated but anything over a G-rating these days is okay by me. "Good grief" is about as racy as we get around my house these days. And that's what's heard under my covers after Chicky goes to bed.

So, yeah. New England Mamas. Lots of free stuff to win. Interesting posts by interesting women sometimes, but not always, with a New England slant to their writing. Just the other day I wrote something about the Boppy cover recall. But there's a lot of great writing over there so if you haven't gotten a chance to check it out for yourself - and really, if you haven't you should be ashamed of yourself - go now. Yes, right now. Put down the bagel and go. It's impolite to eat something like that in front of a woman in my condition anyway.


*And what's worse, I wrote this post so quickly and with only a fraction of my brain cells working that I wrote "God hats me" in the title instead of "God hates me". I'm waiting for the locusts and the frogs next.

21 comments:

BOSSY said...

God hats Bossy, as it turns out, and thank goodness because Bossy needs to hide her hair with something. Fer chrissake.

Kristin said...

God pretty much hats me too... it's the only explanation I have for the zit on my chin.

Binkytown said...

Good God! What a CRUEL twist of fate! Hope you are knee deep in mint chocolate chip ice cream by tonight.

Lawyer Mama said...

Damn. That is so unfair.

I hope you're back to eating cheap, tasty mexican food very soon, babe.

Heather said...

It just snowed here last night and I can't seem to find my hat...so I wish God would hat me.

Happy that you were feeling better for a little bit...hope that feeling comes back to you soon!

Julie Pippert said...

I have always liked a good hat...but hate? Not so much.

Ginger cookies?

Feel better soon. And really, what immune boosters can preggos take?

Julie
Using My Words

flutter said...

You want I should move out there and be your personal prenatal massage therapist?

kgirl said...

Are you sure it wasn't the Taco Bell that did it?
Feel better. Yuck.
(but hey! at least you'll be barfing into a really clean toilet!)

justmylife said...

I am so sorry. I am being very rude by eating BBQ, baked beans, slaw and chips in front of you! Again SORRY!!!! Feel better soon.

Queeny said...

I'll trade you a year's worthy of Taco Bell coupons for the use of your housecleaner for one day. Let me know, K.

Christine said...

Let me get the order straight;
1. You ate Taco Bell
2. You began puking (etc.) again.

Hmmm.

Actually, I am a Bell conniseur myself. All the fake guac and processed cheese you can eat for like $4.00.

At least this has an end. Feel better soon in your clean house.

kittenpie said...

I'd rather god shoe me...

Fell better soon, honey. God oughta know it's about your time by now.

Mac and Cheese said...

I'm so impressed that you could eat Taco Bell! As sick as I felt when I was pregnant, I still had to have it too.

Rachel said...

Poor baby. I am so sorry for you!
I have a preggo friend who is going through something similar and she too, is devouring T.B. at this point in the game... weird.
ROFL awards... hmmmmmm. I shall see and get some noms to ya!
Hope you feel better quickly.

FENICLE said...

Oh my....burrito's & mint ice cream!!! What a combo!!

creative-type dad said...

Taco Bell?

KFC - that's where the party's at.

carrie said...

Here's hoping you'll be running for the border soon!

kerrianne.org said...

But how awesome would it be if God really did "hat you"? Especially if it involved gifting you with many a free and cute hat?

(Sorry to hear you've been feeling less than Taco Bellian.)

BethGo said...

Sorry you are feeling down again. Mmmm... I love Taco Bell!

Hope tomorrow is better.

Mom101 said...

If you can eat Taco Smell, you are 99% at least. So a big hearty congrats! (Even if you can't think about it this very sec.)

Rusti said...

hmmm.... I really want to have a house cleaner... but I don't think I'm prepared to go through what you had to in order to get to that point... best wishes to you in rebuilding your strength & health Mrs. Chicky... by the way - I laughed out loud when I read your last sentences... I skipped washing my hair today in favor of being lazy and wearing my hat when I went out :) Thank God for that eh? I hope you're feeling better again soon!