Thursday, July 13, 2006

He'll take his over easy

Overheard in Casa de Chicky this evening:

Me: "You know what we haven't done in a long time?"

very awkward, pregnant pause...

Me: "Besides that."

We both break into hysterical laughter.

Mr. C: gaining his composure but still laughing "Um..." Rubbing tears from his eyes, "What haven't we done in a long time?"

Me: "Oh, forget it."

Mr. C: "C'mon. I'm sorry." snickers, "What?"

Me: "I was going to say 'Go out for breakfast'."

Mr. C: "Yeah, we haven't done that in a long time." pause, "Now can we go have sex?"

Me: "Sorry, Honey. I was more in the mood for patties, not links."

33 comments:

Irreverent Antisocial Intellectual said...

At least the Chicky's laugh about it! (We so do not laugh about that yet, no such laughter ...)
Links v. patties, Mrs. Chicky - you crack me up like eggs!

Waya said...

OMG! I was lol! That was hilarious! Men and their one track mind, huh?! We've been using the line from "Memoir of a Geisha girl", "the eel" and "the cave". Funny line but the movie was so so.

motherhooduncensored said...

Nice. Just send him over to read the comments over breakfast. That should work well for ya.!

Nap Queen said...

LOLOLOLOL, good one. I like your style.

SUEB0B said...

You know you can get both patties and links for an extra $1.50.

icancarryallthebagsandthebabiestoo said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just when I was feeling a little bit grumpy, I came here and this was exactly the medicine I needed!

Jess Riley said...

Very cute. :) Did you really say that last line? Too clever! And so quick with the wit. I'd have thought of that weeks later.

Gina said...

That is hilarious!

Yeah, that isn't a laughable thing at our house quite yet...

radioactive girl said...

You crack me up!

Michele said...

ha, ha, ha! Links. I cant wait to use it on my husband.

Mother Bumper said...

oh dirty dirty talk (and greasy too). You are making me crave a grand slam now (ha! I crack myself up)

J's Mommy said...

you are too funny. what a quick wit!

Mommy off the Record said...

Oh my gawd. You crack me up! Can I steal that line to use with the hubby? Classic.

Lena said...

Hell to the yeah! Clever girl!

And LOVE the title. ;)

Kristen said...

Patties, not links! Classic!! We actually did "it" more when I was preggo than ever (and certainly more than now!).

Pendullum said...

Oh You, crack me up!!!

mothergoosemouse said...

That is AWESOME.

Her Bad Mother said...

That you laugh about it impresses me to no end. When we get to the 'how long has it been' stage there's usually a whole lotta cranky.

And that's only over the pancakes.

Jenny said...

That's hilarious!

Mom101 said...

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in your household...

Heather said...

Awesome! Just awesome. Love it!

kittenpie said...

wait, you turned it down?
Shee, my waiter comes around so seldom, I'd choose the combo to hold me over until next time. ;^)

And yeah, I'm not always laughing when it comes up, so good on you.

Jozet said...

BAH!!!!!!!

ROFL!!!

Links!!!!

LOL!!!

lildb said...

that's hottt.

you're funny. :p

Izzy said...

Patties, not links....that's friggin hilarious!

Kevin Charnas said...

*snicker snicker*

my ex-fiancee used to refer to her breasts when she'd press them against windows (it was a long time ago when we were wild, what can i say?) as her "fried eggs".

Pattie said...

I wish I could come up with something so witty on a spur of the moment like that....

Oh, and the "pregnant pause"...you aren't trying to tell us something, are you? :)

Lisa said...

I just read that out loud to my hubby. We had a good laugh. Thanks!

Hope you got some links AND patties!

HeatherJ said...

Mrs. Chicky you are such a funny lady. We joke about THAT all the time in our house as well. Good to know we aren't alone.

carrie said...

Sounds familiar...

Carrie

PoopyDigs said...

ROFL. TOo funny!

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