Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Because after a few sleepless nights a woman starts to hear things


Psst. Hey. You wanna break me out of this straight jacket? Put down that camera, will ya? What am I, a burrito? For crying out loud, I'm a baby fer chrissake. Stop laughing! What, am I here to amuse you? Sure, you think this is funny now but wait until you see what I've left for you in my diaper. Let's just say it's not something you'll want to photograph for the ol' baby book. Yeah, who's laughing now?

And don't even get me started on where you can stick that pacifier.

35 comments:

Heather said...

I needed a good laugh...thanks!

Hope the sleep rolls around soon!

PunditMom said...

You slay me!

motherbumper said...

I swooned when I saw your little straight-jacket clad insane-maker (isn't it you who should be wearing that?). MY GAWD - WHY DO THEY MAKE THEM SO CUTE?

daysgoby said...

Munchy baby-burrito...what a sweet face!

Stimey said...

Oh, so cute. I love baby burritos.

justmylife said...

SO cute. My little one hated being wrapped tight, she would not have tolerated it or allowed a picture.

I love "her" thoughts. All of my kids and animals have "talked" to me.

Jozet at Halushki said...

LOL!!!!

That's one cute burrito!

Heather said...

Your daughter says stuff like that to you too????

Rusti said...

adorable - and hilarious! man she is GOOD! :)

mothergoosemouse said...

Absolutely gorgeous little burrito you got there. Mmmm...looks tasty, too.

Crazed Mom said...

She is one gorgeous baby burrito and she has your sense of humor. Thanks for sharing.

Pgoodness said...

ah, i miss the days of the baby burrito! for some reason, my 4 and 2 year old babies don't like it anymore...hmmm...
she's adorable

Ruth Dynamite said...

I hope you plan to put this photo and your caption in the baby book. Too funny, Mrs. C.

Fairly Odd Mother said...

Mmmmm. . .burritos.

She is adorable but that looks says, "I'm gonna get you for this mama!"

SciFi Dad said...

As cute as the baby burrito is, it's the look on her face that makes the picture.

Very cute photo.

Ree said...

so so cute. Love the hair.

mamatulip said...

OHMAHGAWD she is so cute, Mrs. C! I LOVE HER!

Oliver LOVES to be wrapped up in a burrito. He asks me to wrap him up in a burrito every single night when I put him to bed, and after he has a shower I wrap him up in a tight towel and he runs down the hall shouting, 'LOOK AT ME! I'M A BURRITO!'

Vicki said...

That look just says, "Hey mom, wait until I'm older and you have to pay for my therapy because no one in my life holds me as tight as that baby burrito you used to put me in." LOL. She is adorable but that is one evicerating look she's giving you...hehe.

You did a nice job. She's so precious..

Diane said...

Awww, baby borrito. That look on her face is absolutely priceless.

Assertagirl said...

C is the cutest baby burrito I have ever laid eyes on. EVER.

Not Afraid to Use It said...

We have a few burrito pictures of LittleBird. They are among my favorites. Sadly, LittleMan was born in the summer and hated being swaddled. I can't say I blame him. Adorable photo. Love the comment about the paci.

Don Mills Diva said...

That pciture is classic. I remember only half-joking that I should use duct tape to keep mine swaddled...

kgirl said...

Too. Freakin. Much.

Ali said...

oh. my. god.

most awesome burrito EVER

kittenpie said...

What is she, a clown to you? Is she a CLOWN?

Oh, wait, waaayy cuter than Joe Pesci. Nevermind.

Kia said...

It's weird, 'cause she looks so cute and innocent, but then she talks to you like that. Thanks for the giggles!

manager mom said...

Yeah... that baby is straight up cute, but looks hella pissed.

Toast 2 Mom said...

Oh the good ole burrito days... I miss those...

Karly said...

I want to eat that little burrito. Sooo cute!

Major Bedhead said...

They make them so cute so you won't eat them for dinner. Nom nom nom.


She's adorable.

Mom101 said...

Okay am going to skip the beautiful baby comment (which she is) and just say WTF? How does she already have more hair than Sage does?

Redneck Mommy said...

Damn.

Uterus hurts again.

Damn.

Her Bad Mother said...

I have a burrito, too. I loves me my burrito. My burrito, however, will not take a cork, er, PACIFIER. Which makes my burrito, prolly, a little noisier than yours.

mo-wo said...

Kittenpie mighta nailed something there. I do see a hint of Joe Pesci there?

Cute. Yute.

Kimberly said...

I thought my kids were the only ones who said stuff like that?!

Very cute.