Monday, May 11, 2009

Cookie Puss - the only slightly less edible kind

The writer's block is lifting. I know, you're thrilled. Try to contain yourself.

So why am I not writing? Uh... I actually have quite a bit to blog about now but there are big things brewing (Big, people. BIG) and I just don't have the time to write anything of any substance.

So instead - BABY PICTURES!

(Otherwise known as, Jesus, this woman has enough time to take pictures of her kids but not enough time to write? And to you I say, Yeah.)

Have you met my baby? I call her Cookie Puss.

Heavy emphasis on the cookie...


... Not that the rest of her isn't delicious too, because I have never known a baby to be this yummy.

Tell me you don't have the urge to stick your face into that roll between her cheeks and her neck and live there for awhile and I'll call you a puppy kicking/grandma slapping/baby hating fascist. And then I'll demand that you smell her because she smells like cookies too.

Believe me, one whiff and you'll be turned into a powerless puddle of goo in her little hand. I'm relieved this blog isn't scratch and sniff because I don't want to be included in the downfall of the American economy. Bailouts, bad loans, greedy corporations and cookie scented baby cheeks. Come to think of it, never mind. She doesn't really smell that good. Nothing to see here. Move along...

(More baby cheeks for me. Nom nom nom.)

(Also, am shameless Mommyblogger type shamelessly using cute baby as a shameless ploy to get out of writing anything of substance. Shameless. And I could really give a damn.)

(Big things, people. BIG.)

20 comments:

mrssoup said...

Mmmmm, nommable baby cheeks!

Makes me want to be home nomming my own baby so badly!

J from Ireland said...

Oh I can just imagine the smell, heavenly. I drive my 18mth old nuts with all the kisses and sniffing I do of her. Nom nom nom.

J from Ireland said...

Oh I can just imagine the smell, heavenly. I drive my 18mth old nuts with all the kisses and sniffing I do of her. Nom nom nom.

J from Ireland said...

Oh I can just imagine the smell, heavenly. I drive my 18mth old nuts with all the kisses and sniffing I do of her. Nom nom nom.

SciFi Dad said...

Fortunately, I have my own set of nom-able cheeks to enjoy.

See, this is why my wife's paranoia about the internet sucks... I can't just toss up cute kid photos and call it a day. I have to, you know, think. Oh the humanity!

Chicky Chicky Baby said...

SciFi Dad - These days, thinking is not my forte.

You need to think for all of us poor, tired parents who can't think for themselves, okay? My brain is all tied up w/ remembering where I put the baby and what type of Teddy Grahams I should buy. It's exhausting.

Heather said...

Mmmm. She is pretty yummy looking. Good thing I have my own baby-cookie to munch.

Amo said...

Totally nomable. Nomalicious, even.

Waiting for the BIG THINGS right here...

furiousBall said...

adorable

Ashlie- Mommycosm said...

She is definitely smoochy!

kgirl said...

She's as good as any post you could ever write.

Avalon said...

If I lived with something that cute, I wouldn't worry so much about blogging. I'd just keep posting pictures.

kittenpie said...

Adorable. I can see you in there, too, but with more cheek. (I love that spot in the jowls and neck where you can blow the perfect zerbert and they giggle like mad because it tickles!)

Sarah @ BecomingSarah.com said...

I hope the BIG THINGS are going well =)

And ohmygoodness,she'ssoadorable!!!

Christine said...

yummy yummy, my favorite thing is to munch on those cheeks. thank goodness i have one at home to make it through the day.

Ree said...

Yay for BIG THINGS. Provided they're GOOD big things of course.

We'll wait until you're ready to tell.

We're patient.

Okay, that's been long enough.

Jennifer said...

Hey, I say whatever works!

Besides, I like seeing baby cheeks. I want to bite them. ;-)

flutter said...

om nom nom nom!

ewe are here said...

Oh those lovely pudgy cheeks! Beauty.

And oh how I want her shirt... peace love & cookies, what more do you need?

SUEB0B said...

Waaaay cuter than the original Carvel cookie puss!