I feel like Lucy Van Pelt on days like these. Comments, comments, comments! The beautiful sound of plinking comments. Because that's what comments sound like to me. Plink.
So delurk already. If only just to say hi. Or to compare heinous hangnails (I've got one on my thumb right at this very moment that hurts like a bitch). Or to tell me whether you're a cat person or a dog person. How about to tell me you're going to send me boxes of Twinkies? That would be cool. And I, in turn, promise you a pornographic dog post for tomorrow. You know your interest is piqued now.Thanks to Rude Cactus for kicking this off and Greeblemonkey for the fantastical image.
Not a lurker, but "hi"
ReplyDeleteIf I leave more comments do you promise NOT to show dog porn?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to send you boxes of Twinkies. Um, do you expect follow-through, 'cause I'm not the follow-through type. So scratch the whole Twinkie thing.
ReplyDeletePlink, Plink - I will delurk, since you asked so nicely. But I think I agree with Sarah...what does it take to get you not to show the dog porn?
ReplyDeleteOh and can I just send Girl Scout Cookies instead? I'm about to be up to my freaking eyeballs in them.
ReplyDeleteHi! I comment from time to time so I am not really delurking but I may need you to set up a pay pal account so I can hire you from a long distance to help with puppy training. And now that I have talked about a baby (dog) I think you can't post dog porn, that would be obscene.
ReplyDeleteI think I have commented, but hi anyways -- just in case I haven't..... have a great day.
ReplyDeleteNot really a lurker but HI!
ReplyDeleteNot a lurker but just saying a quick hi because I have a pregnancy migraine headache and now I am blind.
ReplyDeleteAlso I think I may steal that image for my own blog because since I am blind I cannot compose a real post today.
Dog person.
I am very grumpy and uncomfortable, but for you I will leave a comment. A nice one, even.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I've commented before, but it's been a while, so Hi! I am a cat person AND a dog person, but it's been a while since I've had enough room for a dog.
ReplyDeleteLalala.... my brain can't think.
ReplyDeleteDelurking day... it wasn't on my calendar!
You already know me...but hi!
ReplyDeleteI like dogs and cats. They both have their own strengths.
Not a long-time reader, but a reader nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteDog porn is hawt.
Hey you.
ReplyDeleteyou know i'm here ;)
ReplyDeleteHi Mrs. Chicky!!!!! I'll be back for the dog porn tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteCats. Definitely cats.
ReplyDeleteDelurked.
ReplyDeleteHave a nice day :)
No dog porn, thanks. But HI!
ReplyDeleteCarol in Seattle
Plinkety-plink.
ReplyDeleteI am a dog person ... I've even discussed my dog with you, probably for far longer than you actually cared to do so.
I am lurking lately instead of commenting, so hi!
ReplyDeleteHi! I've commented before but not always. Oh, and I'm so a dog person.
ReplyDeleteI like both dogs and cats. Never commented before. Delurking just to say I am enjoying your site a lot....although the dog porn sounds er oddly creepy? Tommorrow should be quite interesting!
ReplyDeleteHi, I have commented, but only once or twice (I think, I don't really keep track.)
ReplyDeleteDog person and torn over the whole doggie porn issue. Knowing your position on animals I am sure no animals were actually harmed in the making of the porn. I hope. And at the same time, ewww.
Barbara
I don't really lurk, but I'll come forth and say hi anyway, if only to give a big ditto to NO dog porn.
ReplyDeleteI lurk! I read all the time but not for the dog porn.
ReplyDeleteYou had me at dog porn!
ReplyDeleteDelurk, delurk, delurk. Stopping by AND saying Hi. :)
ReplyDeleteI think I generally talk too much in your space anyway, but Heeellllloooooooo
ReplyDeleteYou are the third and last person today that has called me out for being a lurker. It really isn't my fault though. One or both of my kids usually start crying before I can read, post to my own blog and comment on everyone elses. And no I don't feel ashamed for blaming my kids. That's what I had them for. :)
ReplyDeleteNot a lurker, but I'm blowing you a kiss anyhow.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I've commented before, but here I am ;)
ReplyDeleteIm guilty! Love your blog! it helps me remember why I dont want to get pregnant again, one sick preggy to another. And please no dog porn, I dont want my 11 month old to see that.
ReplyDeleteNot a lurker, and definitely have enough pornographic, grody animal interaction at my own house, but it's always nice to say "HI and love the blog" (The shoes in your banner KILL ME)
ReplyDeleteI'm lurking more often now just due to being overwhelmed. And lazy.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm both a cat and dog person, although I've only ever had cats. But they're Siamese, so they act like dogs.
*hi*
ReplyDeletei lurk because i'm new, which will change.
ps-dog porn is not necessary, i get enough of it @ home as it is.....from my dogs, not by tv.
Discovered you a couple weeks ago (maybe a month or so now).
ReplyDeleteDelurking.
Love your writing style! I can relate to the potty training as I have an untrained 3 year old boy.
I've left a comment or two in the past, I think. But mostly lurk, so "Hi!" Dog person, do not care for cats at all. But am not interested in doggy porn. Learned lots about myself and parenting during dog obedience classes. My ten year old pitbull rules our house, so I guess I should go back to school!
ReplyDeleteSo glad you are feeling better!
I'm not sure if I've ever commented before, so I suppose I had better delurk to be on the safe side! And I'm a cat person, but I look forward to your dirty dog story.
ReplyDeleteDo virtual twinkies count? If so, there's a box on the way. :-)
ReplyDeleteAs I have been know to post semi-obscene photos of elephants (okay, just the one) on my site, I'll delurk for the dog porn.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember if I've commented before so I thought I'd better say hi and let you know that I LOVE your blog. You are absolutely the most hilarious mom I've *not* met. I stumbled upon your blog some time ago and just keep coming back!
ReplyDeletePart Lurker...Part Commenter...I am all about dogs but only have cats.
ReplyDeleteReally...Twinkies? What about Hostess Cupcakes? Devil Dogs?
Who doesn't love a frozen Devil Dog?
Oh and if it wasn't for my baby leeching the life out of me I had a few comments about your Patriots post from last week...Alas it waits for another day!
plink
ReplyDeleteI'll say more after I see the porn (damn girl, your keyword search results from this post are going to be through the roof and nasty).
I'm resisting driving it through the roof by mentioning that you should offer p***y porn for the cat persons.
boo! sorry, it's all I can manage today.
ReplyDeletePlink!
ReplyDeleteHi! I'm a sometimes commenter, sometimes lurker. I think we're both due with our babies about the same time.
ReplyDeleteI never hear about these delurking days until it's pretty much too late to ask people to delurk!
I'm a dog person. I'm not going to send you Twinkies, though. Twinkies are evil. Your ding dongs are in the mail. :)
ReplyDeletehi! i heart you lots. that is all.
ReplyDeleteUntil I got here to delurk, I was living without any awareness of dog porn.
ReplyDeleteI'm such a pussy when it comes to porn. Aren't I?
Did I just hear some roof crashing?
I meant to just say I'm a cat person.
ReplyDeleteOops.
I can't remember if I've commented before, but I've had you in my google reader for at least four months!
ReplyDeleteI hate Crocs and Uggs. I love M&M's and Wheat Thins. Together.
Dory
Dog porn?
ReplyDeleteUm, sweetie, do we need to have an intervention? Maybe that alpaca farm isn't such a good idea....
Twittering over to say hi.
ReplyDeleteI'm more into kitty porn. But I might see what all the fuss is about for Dog porn.
Delurking as ordered.
ReplyDeleteI'm a dog person.
If I stumble across a box of Twinkies, chances are I'll eat them before they go anywhere.
Bring on the dog porn...
Definitely a dog person. But not *that* much of a dog person that I'll be back tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember if I've commented before, but I'll comment today to say that I LOVE YOUR BLOG! Also, can I be both a cat and a dog person? 'Cause I just don't think I can choose… :)
ReplyDeleteI missed it. Again. Didn't even post yesterday. So I guess I can't complain that I get excited when I have six comments. It's really my own fault.
ReplyDeleteSorry about that hangnail. I don't have any, but I do have this nasty zit on my shoulder, damn irritating bra strap.
ReplyDeleteI don't normally lurk here...but I thought I'd say hi anyway. Though a day late...Happy Belated Delurker Day!
Hi, I'm a lurker coming out of the woodwork! I think that you are hilarious and I love reading your blog.
ReplyDelete~Jen
p.s. I'm a dog person
I have comment before, but hello again! Cat and Dog person. :o)
ReplyDeleteDog person. And hi! :)
ReplyDeleteDang! I didn't know about delurking day yesterday or I would have done it too - especially with that hilarious image! So, well, here's a "plink" for today anyway.
ReplyDeleteCan't for the life of me remember if I ever commented before, but I have been reading, so HI! Puppy porn not required.
ReplyDeleteHi. Dog person. Newly preggers. Could we see some shoe porn instead? As in, shoes so awesome they might just be as good as porn?
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to say that I love your witty blogs, I love sarcasium and all it does for our wonderful society! Keep it coming!
ReplyDeleteI'm a 2 boxer person unless we have a foster. And I wonder how close we are to you since we're in sort of middle-eastern NY (like south and west of Albany) and close to Pittsfield. Not that it matters. Except I'm ALWAYS in the market for a trainer. I'm delurking a day late and sound like I have ADD at the same time. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteOccasional Lurker, Occasional commenter....
ReplyDeleteHi! I hate hang nails too!
Hi but um, dog porn? Just say no.
ReplyDeleteLittle late to the game here, but I'm officially de-lurking! (creepy sounding, but whatevs!)
ReplyDeleteI've been a fan for a while...I can't believe Chicky is almost 3!! Congrats on your latest addition (sounds like a blast! j/k)...I'm sure Chicky will be a great older sister!
Crap! I meant to take part in this year's delurking day! Instead, I've fallen behind 300 or so posts and I can't get up!
ReplyDeleteDid somebody say Twinkies?
ReplyDeleteHEY THAT ALL SOUNDS GOOD
ReplyDeleteI want to lurk in your pants.
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