Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Because after a few sleepless nights a woman starts to hear things


Psst. Hey. You wanna break me out of this straight jacket? Put down that camera, will ya? What am I, a burrito? For crying out loud, I'm a baby fer chrissake. Stop laughing! What, am I here to amuse you? Sure, you think this is funny now but wait until you see what I've left for you in my diaper. Let's just say it's not something you'll want to photograph for the ol' baby book. Yeah, who's laughing now?

And don't even get me started on where you can stick that pacifier.

35 comments:

  1. Heather7/09/2008 7:53 PM

    I needed a good laugh...thanks!

    Hope the sleep rolls around soon!

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  2. PunditMom7/09/2008 9:05 PM

    You slay me!

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  3. motherbumper7/09/2008 9:06 PM

    I swooned when I saw your little straight-jacket clad insane-maker (isn't it you who should be wearing that?). MY GAWD - WHY DO THEY MAKE THEM SO CUTE?

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  4. Jess7/09/2008 9:47 PM

    Munchy baby-burrito...what a sweet face!

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  5. Stimey7/09/2008 9:51 PM

    Oh, so cute. I love baby burritos.

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  6. justmylife7/09/2008 10:08 PM

    SO cute. My little one hated being wrapped tight, she would not have tolerated it or allowed a picture.

    I love "her" thoughts. All of my kids and animals have "talked" to me.

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  7. josetteplank.com7/09/2008 10:32 PM

    LOL!!!!

    That's one cute burrito!

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  8. Heather7/09/2008 10:36 PM

    Your daughter says stuff like that to you too????

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  9. Rusti7/09/2008 11:05 PM

    adorable - and hilarious! man she is GOOD! :)

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  10. Julie Marsh7/09/2008 11:47 PM

    Absolutely gorgeous little burrito you got there. Mmmm...looks tasty, too.

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  11. Crazed Nitwit7/10/2008 1:25 AM

    She is one gorgeous baby burrito and she has your sense of humor. Thanks for sharing.

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  12. Pgoodness7/10/2008 6:41 AM

    ah, i miss the days of the baby burrito! for some reason, my 4 and 2 year old babies don't like it anymore...hmmm...
    she's adorable

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  13. Ruth Dynamite7/10/2008 6:54 AM

    I hope you plan to put this photo and your caption in the baby book. Too funny, Mrs. C.

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  14. Fairly Odd Mother7/10/2008 7:24 AM

    Mmmmm. . .burritos.

    She is adorable but that looks says, "I'm gonna get you for this mama!"

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  15. SciFi Dad7/10/2008 7:54 AM

    As cute as the baby burrito is, it's the look on her face that makes the picture.

    Very cute photo.

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  16. Anonymous7/10/2008 8:48 AM

    so so cute. Love the hair.

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  17. mamatulip7/10/2008 9:10 AM

    OHMAHGAWD she is so cute, Mrs. C! I LOVE HER!

    Oliver LOVES to be wrapped up in a burrito. He asks me to wrap him up in a burrito every single night when I put him to bed, and after he has a shower I wrap him up in a tight towel and he runs down the hall shouting, 'LOOK AT ME! I'M A BURRITO!'

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  18. Anonymous7/10/2008 9:17 AM

    That look just says, "Hey mom, wait until I'm older and you have to pay for my therapy because no one in my life holds me as tight as that baby burrito you used to put me in." LOL. She is adorable but that is one evicerating look she's giving you...hehe.

    You did a nice job. She's so precious..

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  19. Diane7/10/2008 9:26 AM

    Awww, baby borrito. That look on her face is absolutely priceless.

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  20. Amy Urquhart7/10/2008 10:19 AM

    C is the cutest baby burrito I have ever laid eyes on. EVER.

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  21. Not Afraid to Use It7/10/2008 11:08 AM

    We have a few burrito pictures of LittleBird. They are among my favorites. Sadly, LittleMan was born in the summer and hated being swaddled. I can't say I blame him. Adorable photo. Love the comment about the paci.

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  22. Don Mills Diva7/10/2008 11:28 AM

    That pciture is classic. I remember only half-joking that I should use duct tape to keep mine swaddled...

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  23. karengreeners7/10/2008 1:34 PM

    Too. Freakin. Much.

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  24. Ali7/10/2008 1:43 PM

    oh. my. god.

    most awesome burrito EVER

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  25. kittenpie7/10/2008 2:23 PM

    What is she, a clown to you? Is she a CLOWN?

    Oh, wait, waaayy cuter than Joe Pesci. Nevermind.

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  26. Anonymous7/10/2008 7:12 PM

    It's weird, 'cause she looks so cute and innocent, but then she talks to you like that. Thanks for the giggles!

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  27. Anonymous7/10/2008 8:25 PM

    Yeah... that baby is straight up cute, but looks hella pissed.

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  28. Anonymous7/10/2008 9:23 PM

    Oh the good ole burrito days... I miss those...

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  29. Unknown7/11/2008 7:21 AM

    I want to eat that little burrito. Sooo cute!

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  30. Major Bedhead7/11/2008 2:24 PM

    They make them so cute so you won't eat them for dinner. Nom nom nom.


    She's adorable.

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  31. Mom1017/11/2008 8:11 PM

    Okay am going to skip the beautiful baby comment (which she is) and just say WTF? How does she already have more hair than Sage does?

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  32. Anonymous7/13/2008 12:52 PM

    Damn.

    Uterus hurts again.

    Damn.

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  33. Her Bad Mother7/13/2008 9:34 PM

    I have a burrito, too. I loves me my burrito. My burrito, however, will not take a cork, er, PACIFIER. Which makes my burrito, prolly, a little noisier than yours.

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  34. mo-wo7/14/2008 12:02 AM

    Kittenpie mighta nailed something there. I do see a hint of Joe Pesci there?

    Cute. Yute.

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  35. Kimberly7/14/2008 1:19 PM

    I thought my kids were the only ones who said stuff like that?!

    Very cute.

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