So sorry, can't post now. Supposed to be listening to a panel but Redneck Mommy keeps talking about her vagina. Very frustrating. How the hell am I supposed to listen with her breathing down my neck? Jeez.
And, no, I don't have a picture of it. Yet. Come back again tonight around midnight after she gets liquored up. I'll at least have a picture of her ass.
Sandra's too.
Maybe even Kittenpie's, Metro Mama's and MotherBumper's as well.
You'll be back tonight, won't you? I can tell.
Oh say hello to her vagina, will you?
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to hear all about it! Green with jealousy stuck here in MA.
ReplyDeleteI KNOW, she's distracting me too!
ReplyDeleteIs it time for cocktails yet?
I started drinking right after breakfast (had to - I'm sleeping with Something Baby Blue and I'm thinking of leaving SB - she's way better to spoon). Blogging babes are so f**kin' hot... but yes, they talk too much about their vaginas.
ReplyDeleteSounds like I made the right decision on not attending this year...
ReplyDeletevery boring, it sounds.
Good thing.
I hate drinking
and meeting cool bloggers,
and va-jay-jay's.
Yup, hate it all...
good thing I'm here with a non-napping three year old,
doing finances.
Now that's the life.
:-) (Have a GREAT TIME!!)
makes me almost feel like i'm there with ya. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'll definitely be back to see the ass picture.
ReplyDeleteNow that you've promised it, you best deliver! :)
snatch some good pics, won't you?
ReplyDeleteheh heh
Her vagina is very loud. I agree.
ReplyDeleteMike
All the vagina action must have been on your side of the room!
ReplyDeleteYou know, she is very reserved, that Redneck Mommy. I only got to see her nipple rings a few dozen times, she kept her beaver all to herself. How very, very dull.
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