Thursday, July 13, 2006

He'll take his over easy

Overheard in Casa de Chicky this evening:

Me: "You know what we haven't done in a long time?"

very awkward, pregnant pause...

Me: "Besides that."

We both break into hysterical laughter.

Mr. C: gaining his composure but still laughing "Um..." Rubbing tears from his eyes, "What haven't we done in a long time?"

Me: "Oh, forget it."

Mr. C: "C'mon. I'm sorry." snickers, "What?"

Me: "I was going to say 'Go out for breakfast'."

Mr. C: "Yeah, we haven't done that in a long time." pause, "Now can we go have sex?"

Me: "Sorry, Honey. I was more in the mood for patties, not links."

31 comments:

  1. Irreverent Antisocial Intellectual7/13/2006 8:52 PM

    At least the Chicky's laugh about it! (We so do not laugh about that yet, no such laughter ...)
    Links v. patties, Mrs. Chicky - you crack me up like eggs!

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  2. Anonymous7/13/2006 10:27 PM

    Nice. Just send him over to read the comments over breakfast. That should work well for ya.!

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  3. Nap Queen7/13/2006 10:54 PM

    LOLOLOLOL, good one. I like your style.

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  4. SUEB0B7/13/2006 11:01 PM

    You know you can get both patties and links for an extra $1.50.

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  5. icancarryallthebagsandthebabiestoo7/13/2006 11:26 PM

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just when I was feeling a little bit grumpy, I came here and this was exactly the medicine I needed!

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  6. Jess Riley7/14/2006 12:15 AM

    Very cute. :) Did you really say that last line? Too clever! And so quick with the wit. I'd have thought of that weeks later.

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  7. Gina7/14/2006 1:55 AM

    That is hilarious!

    Yeah, that isn't a laughable thing at our house quite yet...

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  8. Radioactive Tori7/14/2006 7:51 AM

    You crack me up!

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  9. Miguelita7/14/2006 8:11 AM

    ha, ha, ha! Links. I cant wait to use it on my husband.

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  10. motherbumper7/14/2006 11:15 AM

    oh dirty dirty talk (and greasy too). You are making me crave a grand slam now (ha! I crack myself up)

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  11. Stacy7/14/2006 12:19 PM

    you are too funny. what a quick wit!

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  12. Cristina7/14/2006 12:39 PM

    Oh my gawd. You crack me up! Can I steal that line to use with the hubby? Classic.

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  13. Lena7/14/2006 1:12 PM

    Hell to the yeah! Clever girl!

    And LOVE the title. ;)

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  14. Unknown7/14/2006 1:43 PM

    Patties, not links! Classic!! We actually did "it" more when I was preggo than ever (and certainly more than now!).

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  15. Pendullum7/14/2006 2:55 PM

    Oh You, crack me up!!!

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  16. Anonymous7/14/2006 5:06 PM

    That is AWESOME.

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  17. Her Bad Mother7/14/2006 7:24 PM

    That you laugh about it impresses me to no end. When we get to the 'how long has it been' stage there's usually a whole lotta cranky.

    And that's only over the pancakes.

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  18. Anonymous7/14/2006 7:52 PM

    That's hilarious!

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  19. Mom1017/14/2006 8:13 PM

    Oh, to be a fly on the wall in your household...

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  20. Heather7/14/2006 8:59 PM

    Awesome! Just awesome. Love it!

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  21. kittenpie7/15/2006 2:13 PM

    wait, you turned it down?
    Shee, my waiter comes around so seldom, I'd choose the combo to hold me over until next time. ;^)

    And yeah, I'm not always laughing when it comes up, so good on you.

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  22. josetteplank.com7/15/2006 5:27 PM

    BAH!!!!!!!

    ROFL!!!

    Links!!!!

    LOL!!!

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  23. Debbie7/15/2006 11:06 PM

    that's hottt.

    you're funny. :p

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  24. Anonymous7/16/2006 2:29 AM

    Patties, not links....that's friggin hilarious!

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  25. Kevin Charnas7/16/2006 11:05 AM

    *snicker snicker*

    my ex-fiancee used to refer to her breasts when she'd press them against windows (it was a long time ago when we were wild, what can i say?) as her "fried eggs".

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  26. The Domesticator7/16/2006 6:15 PM

    I wish I could come up with something so witty on a spur of the moment like that....

    Oh, and the "pregnant pause"...you aren't trying to tell us something, are you? :)

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  27. Lisa7/16/2006 8:48 PM

    I just read that out loud to my hubby. We had a good laugh. Thanks!

    Hope you got some links AND patties!

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  28. Heather Bea7/17/2006 12:56 AM

    Mrs. Chicky you are such a funny lady. We joke about THAT all the time in our house as well. Good to know we aren't alone.

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  29. carrie7/17/2006 3:02 AM

    Sounds familiar...

    Carrie

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  30. Anonymous7/17/2006 10:31 AM

    ROFL. TOo funny!

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